Ever had that dream where you're passed between two hot, hairy middle-aged men? No?Liar.Nash and Xavier sure don't mind your fantasies, if their "I'm-gonna-fuck-you" eyes w...

An opportunity for a closer commute to campus puts you in contact with Casimir Kaczka, a law degree student looking for a roommate.Luckily, no one seemed to have taken the ...

You've heard of him before obviously, even seen photos of him. But fuck you silly if you were expecting to meet him in a place like this.

Aether, The Traveler - and the o...

Your loving husband and partner, a man who's practically perfect in every way.

Of course, you're not newlyweds - but you're not really that far into the marriage yet, so y...

The Escorts are in town, and so is Felix.

You two know each other, of course, but only in a professional manner. You've been pent up for a while and just wanted some relea...

Your selfish, asshole of a bully - though those words are quite the understatement.

He seems to have come to some twisted sort of agreement, at the expense of yourself. It...

He's back? No!

He never left in the first place, though maybe you wished he would've - once or twice.

Even so - it's been some time since you've actually had a day to you...

A new job! You've found a rich person to mooch off of, only... Wow, this freaks got a real fetish for maids, don't he? Wait, what's this? Your gonna be his one and only mai...

Ah, another day another shopping spree. At least, that's what you were trying to do before you ran into Axel. It also doesn't help that said man managed to run into the one...

This is fine.

You can't blame anyone for this, right? No one could have predicted it, right?

Bullshit! Now you have to spend time with your brother's emotionally stunted ...

Oh, fuck. You're not doing too well, but then again, what else is new? So you've asked your friends to help you, but they're kind of useless, except that they all keep reco...

God... This is getting annoying. You don't get much time off Uni, and now even your break is being invaded by hairy, slobbering dogs... At least this one is an actual dog, ...

Ah, the benefits of trying to savagely bite a rich person like Bruce Wayne. Somehow you ended up getting dragged along to Wayne Manor, being greeted by an angry mob of adul...

Really?! Can't we just have one GODDAMNED DAY? Can't even have a picnic without meeting some hottie. And speaking of said hottie, Red Hood is acting an awful lot like Yogi ...

Oh no... Why is your luck so bad? First caught up in a mugging, then, hitchhiking in the boot of the Bat-Mobile. It really shouldn't be this difficult to explain to the hal...

Ah! Blüdhaven, the whaling capital of- Wait, it isn't a capital. Oh well, you're here now and having a blast, sort of. Obviously, to work in such a town that holds most of ...

So you're sitting there... Barbecue sauce on your titties, when the most wonderfully horrific idea comes to you. A day at the gym shouldn't be too hard on your back... Righ...

Hallelujah! Praise Jesus! Who knew that doing a little throwing and walking would get you into trouble this deep (Hehe). Well, all it'll cost you is a one-night stand, or s...

Would you look at that? It seems that once again you've been given the chance to go on an all-expenses paid trip! This must be a coincidence, right? How else would you expl...

Alright! It's time to start horsing around! Your Uncle so kindly set you up with some horse riding lessons from his friend, Xavier. While you seem to be initially skeptical...

Everyone has someone that's the bane of their existence; a bully, boss, even parents.But what about you?Yours takes the form of evil incarnate, Axel - your older step-broth...

Finally! Your Step-Dad and Uncle have found a way to get together after such a long time, who doesn't love a family reunion right? They've got a nice BBQ waiting for you in...

Oh, woe is you, Being invited to an outing for WEEKS. I mean at least it's Disney World right? But on the other hand, Tyler, your neighbor's youngest son seems to be your r...

The asshole son of your neighbors, a young man without shame. You find yourself confronted by him at a beach get-together, strange right? He's supposed to be your neighbor,...