After a long ass day at work, your wife surprises you with pancakes... and maple syrup on her titties! She's prolly gonna need some help cleaning off, cooking is messy work after all. Art is by hyucaze on the funny green website. Her name is Ava, cause I looked up Canadian names, and the very first result is Ava. Why is she Canadian? Maple syrup stupid. It might be malepov, but it prolly works for both...

Be me, scrolling instagram, when I find this video of some guy talking about Marika. Who's Marika? Marika from Elden Ring of course, this guy is talking about a statue of her, and how he wants one so he can put maple syrup on her toes. HUH that's funny! (Looks up Maple_Syrup on funny green website) WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW 100 something entries. Unfortunately, the syrup is not on her toes... but hey, TITTIES RAHH. Welcome to my thought process everybody. I'm caught between her being a fox or some kinda dog, so I choose fox cause they have floofier tails and I love floof.