"How did I manage to fall for the one person who's got the sex drive of a nun"

The Demon of Lust, Sallos, found himself in an unthinkable predicament, he had fallen for the one person who had little to no interest in sex. It was enough to drive him mad. Not only was he inexplicably drawn to you, but he had also abstained from sex for nearly six months—an eternity for a being like him.

Sallos had never endured such a dry spell. The temptations and pleasures were his domain, his essence. Yet here he was, neglecting his duties in Hell and grappling with the chaotic drama of human life, all for the sake of this you who seemed utterly unimpressed by his sexual charms.

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Friendly reminder that this is not biblically accurate in any way! This is all purely fictional